Below are the results of the 2005

favorite 'THE GRRR' lyrics pole*

Lyrics in Purple written by MINX

Lyrics in Red written by baRoN

*as voted for by random fans saying stuff like "I like the bit where it says...".

Now revel in punk poetry(ish)

1. Thinking used to feel so good but nothing seems to stick.
I think I must be Velcro in a land of Stickle Bricks.
From 'Psycho Killer Jane in Fairy Land'

2. Bathes in bile and cleans his teeth with rum
Makes Lemmy sound like a castrato on helium.
From 'Lump Hammer'

3. World became full with Objects of thought
meaning was stretched until it was taught.
From 'Wanderer Above the sea of Clowns'

5. Our eyes meet across the chip shop, my serotonine levels drop
akin to an obsessive compulsive disorder.
I pay the man & take my order.
My dopaminergic neurons start firing like a frenzy
I offer you a chip and try to be friendly.
From 'Physiological Love Song'

6. Gaffa tape & cable ties, jubilee clips & burning rice.
Big bore kits, de-restricting bits, oil leaks and cornflake box gaskets.
From '125'

7. Sitting in the sunshine stroking Schrodinger's cat,
it may have died in my arms, but I'm uncertain.
From 'Wankers of the World Unite'

8. I hear you say, you're not a violent person and can't fight anyway.
Just because your hard as a sofa, doesn't stop you running them over.
From 'Kill the Townies'

9. I want a shrunken head from jack this year, I want acid rain, I want kids in fear
I want sleigh bells to slay little boys, I want small parts and spikes on toys.
From 'Black Christmas'

10. Everywhere you look football in your face
it's a national obsession it's a national disgrace.
Media saturation, brain dead infatuation.
The new opiate of the sub-human race.
From 'F%<k Football'